WTF Hindi Newspaper Headlines That Are More Than Just News
Newspapers used to be boring. Because news was boring. Then they started letting crazy people write for them. So then, this happened.
I highly recommend you to read the whole clippings. But for the super lazy ones, I've highlighted the important stuff. Read and learn real journalism.
1. I can't believe he bragged about such 'Kutta Kaam' !
[Translation: Shameless drunkard rapes bitch]
2. Don't you just hate it when unknown people beat you up?
[Translation: Husband assaulted with a stick]
3. The mystery of the lost husbands
[Translation: Fed up with their wives, husbands turn to ascetism]
4. He must really love his father-in-law.
[Translation: Love is blind. Man flees with mother-in-law]
[Translation: Love is blind. Man flees with mother-in-law]
5. I thought they were just jokes.
[Translation: Sells kidney to buy iPhone/iPad]
[Translation: Sells kidney to buy iPhone/iPad]
6. "Hey! I thought it's for my dog house" - Tiger
[Translation: 'Tiger' carries 75 bricks everyday, for temple construction]
[Translation: 'Tiger' carries 75 bricks everyday, for temple construction]
7. See what you've done, Whatsapp!
[Translation: Girl busy on the phone, falls into sewer]
[Translation: Girl busy on the phone, falls into sewer]
8. Poetic justice
[Translation: He cheated on her, she beats him in public]
[Translation: He cheated on her, she beats him in public]
9. Love is in the air. Like literally.
[Translation: One look at his face, was the end of this Facebook affair]
[Translation: One look at his face, was the end of this Facebook affair]
10. Jee haan!
[Translation: Girlfriends calls during study time]
[Translation: Girlfriends calls during study time]
11. Marriages are made in heaven. Blame God.
[Translation: I don't marry, it just happens]
[Translation: I don't marry, it just happens]
12. I feel for you, bro!
[Translation: Woman not satisfied even after 36 hours of sex, man calls cops]
[Translation: Woman not satisfied even after 36 hours of sex, man calls cops]
13. Never ever break the dress code.
[Translation: 43 young girls arrested for begging in western clothes]
[Translation: 43 young girls arrested for begging in western clothes]
14. Proof that fried food is not good.
In other news, be wary of who you're adding on Facebook. It could well be your wife!
[Translation: Bride sends husband to buy samosa, runs away with lover ]
In other news, be wary of who you're adding on Facebook. It could well be your wife!
[Translation: Bride sends husband to buy samosa, runs away with lover ]
15. Astonishing! They had confirmed tickets!
[Translation: Sagar's team abandons match to catch train]
[Translation: Sagar's team abandons match to catch train]
16. Good job, dragon fly. Vidya owes you one.
[Translation: Dragon fly saves Vidya from getting kissed by Tussar]
[Translation: Dragon fly saves Vidya from getting kissed by Tussar]
17. " Sanskaari hai ye keeda!"
[Translation: Lovers get bitten by insect while making out]
[Translation: Lovers get bitten by insect while making out]
18. Yeah. 12 is about fine.
[Translation: Price asks for a dozen husbands]
[Translation: Price asks for a dozen husbands]
19. You can't fool Punjab Kesari , Ms. Bieber!
[Translation: Bieber was spotted kissing someone in HER car]
[Translation: Bieber was spotted kissing someone in HER car]
20. Valid theory. Way to go, Police!
[Translation: Conspiracy suspected behind hullabaloo]
[Translation: Conspiracy suspected behind hullabaloo]
21. Black eye. Blue lips. Broken ribs.
[Translation: Popular star Honey Singh beaten at Palwal]
[Translation: Popular star Honey Singh beaten at Palwal]
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